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just some of my grumbles actually ^^ (in some parts of this post, i will type cockroach as cock. it not only makes my job easier, it also fully expresses my hatred for cockroaches, especially those that flies. kc hated flying cockroaches as well. she just claimed that she had managed to kill 8 these few days.... one was found in her cup too. very brave too~ :-D ohhhh yes!!! DIE DIE DIE!MUAHAHAHA!!!!!)

last sunday, me and mum were sitting in the living room watching 美食大三通. we were laughing away and suddenly, there was this freaking full grown cockroach that flew out of nowhere and landed on the wall behind the television.
....
AHH!! fuck!

so, i pointed to it and said something like," ma, got cockroach. go catch it leh!!!!" then my mum just reply in a casual tone,"ai ya, you just leave it alone can liao." =.=''

shit. then i cannot concentrate watching the television and kept looking at the cockroach. suddenly, it moved and started to fly-walk to the bookshelf which was behind the sofa (the one me and my mum was sitting on)

double shit. the enemy is now behind me. what am i going to do? what am i going to do? what am i going to do? i can't see the enemy! AHHHH!!! noooo~~~~~

then i changed place and sat at a position whereby i can see the tv and bookshelf. don't ask me how, i'm not going to explain it. anyway, i saw the cockroach went hiding behind the bookshelf and after a while, the head came out a bit. then i urged my mum,"quick quick quick! go take the
insecticide leh! the head came out liao!"

my mum then slowly, and steadily went to take the insecticide. however, after she came back with the weapon in her hand, the little fucker's head went back into hiding again. so, my mum grumble grumble and put back the insecticide and went to wash her hands. after washing her hands, the little fucker came out again!!! yeah!

so, my mum curse and swear a bit and went to take her weapon again. ta da! the insecticide! as the saying goes: "things won't go smoothly, the cockroach won't die easily", the moment my mum came back with her weapon, the fucking thing went back into hiding already.

pissed off, my mum said (i think is to the cockroach),"我把杀虫剂放在这里！*pah the insecticide on table* 我看你几时出来！" then she went back to watch tv while i monitor every action of the cockroach.

皇天不负有心人啊！~ the whole of the cock finally came out!! "ma, come out liao that 蟑螂!" my mum quickly went to take her weapon and sprayed at that little fucker. MUAHAHA! you shall die today!! then the cock wobble wobble a bit and walk on the walls and did something that kinda amazed me.

it can still fly! it started flying rounds and rounds around the living room, and i just shouted "AH! AHH!! wa lao eh, %$@%$&*%$" and ran back to my room, close the door, and on the lights, while my mum fight outside. so brave~

in my room, i heard the pah-ing of newspaper and spraying of the insecticide. after a while, my mum said,"可以了啦！出来啦！" whoa, its finished. so i asked her if the little fucker is dead and whether she has thrown it in the toilet bowl and flush the toilet, she replied, "打死了。把它丢到了楼下。"

!!! HUH?! 楼下?! so scared later the corpse hit someone, it will be so disgusting lah. but i think didn't hit anyone, cause got no one shouted vulgarities from downstairs. if got hit someone, confirm can hear things like "GA NI NA!" or something like that.

ahh~~ the 历险记 of me and the cockroach ah~

signing off~



I HATE COCKROACHES. THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS!!

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