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Yo. Lim Beh is Lee Yue Yu and I have been using this name since 31st August 1994. I once belonged to Greenridge Primary School and has continued to "waste my life" in Bukit Panjang Government High. My CCA? Its INFOCOMM CLUB. hehehe~

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

randomly, i will just post one or two jokes when i have nothing to post about. LOL, just have a good laugh!!! :)) they will be yellow and blue jokes.


Joke 1
Why Chinese shouldn’t have Christian names:

Anne Chang
Mandarin - Dirty
Anne Chin
Mandarin - Keep Quiet
Faye Chen
Mandarin - Dusty
Carl Cheng
Hokkien - Buttock
Monica Cheng
Hokkien - Touch your buttock
Lucy Leow
Hokkien - You are dead
Jane Tan
Mandarin - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow
Hokkien - Lost till death
Henry Mah
Mandarin - Hate you mum
Corrine Tai
Hokkien - Poor fellow
Paul Chen
Mandarin - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan
Mandarin - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong
Mandarin - Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng
Hokkien - Leg hair long
Connie Mah
Cantonese - Call your mum
Danny S! ee
Hokkien - Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng
Hokkien - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai
Hokkien - Nose droppings
Macy Koh
Cantonese - Never die before

Joke 2
英文其实不难，
“快”叫发死，
“脸”叫飞死，
“姿势”叫破死，
“请”叫霹雳死，
“邀人跳舞”叫赌又万土电死，
对方听完肯定会被你笑死。

happy? high?

signing off~